Sergey Lapa | Crypto
@smarthamster
#Crypto Enthusiast | Memecoins & DeFi | Analytics and Trends | Alpha DEX trading bot: t.me/alpha_web3_b...
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STOP using slow, clunky DEX bots.
You’re not early anymore.
Introducing Alpha ONE — formerly Alpha DEX.
The only Telegram bot that feels like a cheat code.
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We all live in a program. We are in the matrix.
$WE ALL LIVE IN A PROGRAM. WE ARE
6h vol
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Polymarket feels like a gem 💎 what’s your take?
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Don't leave the room, don't make a mistake.
Why do you need the sun if you smoke Shipka?
Everything outside the door is meaningless, especially cries of happiness.
Only go to the bathroom—and come right back.
Oh, don't leave the room, don't start the engine.
Because space is made of corridors
and ends with a meter. An...
This is what a blackout looks like in supermarkets. The system’s waiting for the generators to kick in. Wild times we’re living in.
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The top is not in
Most of you will laugh now but write this down
2026 is the Year of the Horse the year Bitcoin runs wild
You thought 2025 was chaos That was just the purge the year of liquidations tariffs and fear
2026 is the real bull The one you'll tell stories about
Capital will flow out of gold decades of stored...
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The market is currently in a phase where it will either leave you penniless or give you the opportunity to not monitor charts for the next four years.
I'm in the game are you?!
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