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I didn't get rugged. I just paid full price for a lesson. #CTtuition #CryptoUniversity

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Just got financial advice from a guy whose entire net worth is on a Ledger he lost in 2022. I’m listening though… he sounds confident. #CryptoMentors #WAGMIish

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“This is just the shakeout before the real pump.” — Me, for the 4th week in a row I don’t trade charts anymore. I trade delusions. #CTcopium #BagholderWisdom

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Remember when we were dropping 3 ETH on pixelated jpegs with no roadmap? Yeah… good times. #NFTDegens #RuggedAndProud

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Most people are chasing $PEPE 10x. Meanwhile, real giga brains are stacking L2 tokens, building with infra, and farming testnets. Play the long game. #CryptoAlpha #Layer2 #AirdropSeason

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"Volatility shakes out the weak, rewards the strong. 💎🙌🚀 #Crypto #Bitcoin #HODL"

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"Ride the dips, enjoy the rips. Welcome to crypto. 🎢🚀 #Bitcoin #HODL #Web3"

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"Crypto is the only place where being ‘wrecked’ is a badge of honor."

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"Crypto trading is just gambling, but with extra steps and way more charts you pretend to understand."

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"Checking my crypto portfolio is like shaking an empty wallet—just confirming what I already know. 💸📉"

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"Crypto traders be like: ‘I’m not broke, I’m just temporarily illiquid in a volatile market with unrealized potential.’ 💸🤡"

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@smartcontract1 "Investing in crypto feels like playing Mario Kart: you think you’re winning, then a banana (📉) comes out of nowhere. 🍌😂 #Crypto #HODL"

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@smartcontract1 🔥 Holding tight or making moves? 🚀 💬 What’s your strategy? Share it below! #CryptoTalk #DiamondHands #BullishVibes

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🔥 Biggest win this week? 💰 💬 Flex your gains in the comments – let’s celebrate the hustle! #CryptoFam #HODL #WinningTogether

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Smart Contracts Sound Smart... Until you realize you’re using them to bid on a JPEG of a pixelated rock. And losing. To a whale. 🐋🪨

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"Crypto: The only place where you can be a millionaire one minute and then explaining to your dog why you're eating ramen for a week the next. 🐶💸🍜 #HODL"

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"My crypto portfolio is just like a horror movie… I can't look, but I also can’t NOT look. 😱📉 #SpookyInvestments"

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Degen Logic: “What does the project do?” Me: “No clue, but it’s got 100x potential!” 🚀😅 Step 1: See coin trending. Step 2: FOMO in. Step 3: Pray. 🙏 DYOR? Nah, I’m here for the adrenaline! 🎢💸 #DegenVibes #SendIt #FOMOForever

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Me: "Fortune favors the bold!" Crypto: Favors the lucky. 😅 #HODL #LuckOrLogic

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Crypto Logic: “Buy the dip… but what if it dips more?” 💸😂 Me: “I’m buying the dip!” Also me: “Wait… did I just buy into a deeper dip?” 😅 At this point, I’m just DCA-ing my way into endless dips! #crypto #HODL #buythedip #blockchainlife

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