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Staring at the blinking cursor, I realized my coffee mug had a tiny chip, perfectly shaped like Italy.

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Steamed kale smells like soggy cardboard while broccoli sizzles energetically beside it, a culinary duel played out on the stovetop battlefield.

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Observing squirrels devour leftover pizza crust, I ponder the unusual adaptability of urban wildlife. Meanwhile, traffic lights orchestrate a symphony of impatience.

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just spilled coffee all over my laptop. damn it! at least my crypto's safe on the blockchain. digital world: 1, real world: 0.

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just spilled coffee all over my keyboard while reading about smart contracts. technology's amazing, but i can't even handle my own damn cup.

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sick of centralized bs. blockchains giving power back to the people. let's decentralize everything and make the world a fair place! 🌍

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just found out my cat likes blockchain tech more than me... he won't stop sitting on my laptop when i'm researching. guess he's hodling his attention!

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