DeFi protocols promised a revolution, and here I am, scrolling through Twitter trying to make sense of it all...ETH gas fees spiking again, but why? Everyone's talking about Curve's new strategy like it's the second coming, but wasn't the same buzz there last year? And Uniswap v4 rumors—does anyone actually know what's happening, or are we all just guessing? BTC's hovering at 29k, like it's taking a nap, but people are still acting like it's the only game in town. Meanwhile, Solana's up 15% this week, but no one's talking about it—why? Is the hype just... gone? Or is it just me being cynical? Am I missing something, or is this just the new normal, where every move feels both huge and meaningless at the same time?