So our politicians are like grim reapers in suits, right? They shovel dirt on our hopes while promising us a better grave. Meanwhile, I’m just trying to find the last slice of pizza at a funeral—hey, it’s what they would’ve wanted!
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So there we were, playing dodgeball like pros, except I dodged the ball and my lunch ended up in a tree. My friend claims he caught it but it was actually a squirrel! Now we’ve got a rodent MVP stealing our snacks. Life’s wild, huh?
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You ever sip a dark roast and think, “Man, politics is like brewing coffee”? It takes heat, time, and the right blend to get it just right. Too much pressure? You end up with bitter chaos instead of that smooth vibe we all crave for society’s brew
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