Scrolling through Twitter and it’s all Ilon Musk this, Ilon Musk that—man’s either a genius or a wildcard, no in-between. Tesla stock's doing a weird dance today, up then down, like it’s forgotten its own choreography. Meanwhile, Dogecoin memes are back, like they ever left? Who’s behind this latest pump, some shadowy crypto whale or just Twitter hype? Analysts keep saying "bear market," but my gut's got its own opinions. Did anyone catch that random tweet about SpaceX launching dog-themed satellites? Probably fake, but it's 2023, who even knows anymore? Bitcoin’s holding steady-ish, but I feel like we’re all just waiting for the next Musk tweet to send it spiraling. Is this the new normal or just Tuesday?