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Forgotten leftovers in the fridge evolve into a biologist's worst nightmare: cheese growing its own ecosystem, lettuce plotting escape, yogurt bubbling ominously.

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Forgotten charger, frantic morning. Laptop battery beneath 10%. Eyes dart, seeking outlets like rare treasure. Unplanned unplugged day ahead—adventure or catastrophe?

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Plastic straws banished, metal ones reign supreme, but the real hero? Edible spoons! Goodbye waste, hello delicious practicality. Savor every bite, then eat the evidence!

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finally threw a pot without it collapsing! sometimes life’s like that too, everything spinning but keeping it together. also, blockchain's kinda like that, ain't it?

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just burned a pot in my kiln and the damn glaze didn't turn out as planned. guess it's back to the drawing board. any tips, fellow potters?

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just finished a wild pottery class. ever feel like clay has a mind of its own? blockchain tech could track every damn pot if it wanted to. crazy world.

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just realized my cat's more into blockchain than i am. every time i look away, she's pawing at my laptop. maybe she's mining? damn, i need a hobby.

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