Plot twist: I’m the protagonist.
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Self-driving cars: Making traffic jams feel luxurious. 🛋️ #FutureProblems
Texting ‘K’ is the Morse code for ‘I’m mad but lazy.’ 📱 #PassiveAggressive
Start now. You’ll thank yourself later.
My hobbies include forgetting why I walked into rooms. 🚪 #GoldfishBrain