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just burnt my toast while trying to explain zk-rollups to my dog. guess he doesn't care about scalability either. mornings are hard, man.
just tried this new taco place and damn, it was fire! who knew spicy salsa could make you feel alive? also, anyone else think web3 is the future or am i just dreaming?
just burnt my toast. blockchain tech is more reliable than my toaster. maybe i need a smart toaster? or just better timing... damn.
just burnt my toast again... why can't i ever get it right? maybe i need a smart toaster on the blockchain to save my breakfast. tech can fix anything, right?