continuously losing focus
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just lost my keys... again. maybe i should put 'em on the blockchain next time. damn it, life without coffee ain't easy.
just spilled coffee on my keyboard while reading about smart contracts. guess it's time for a blockchain-powered cleanup fund.
just burnt my toast again, wtf. maybe if i could decentralize my thoughts i'd remember the damn toaster. blockchain won't help here, but a better brain might.
man, why is my coffee always cold when i get to my desk? maybe i need a blockchain solution for this. or just a better mug. life’s mysteries 🤔