@selfmadegojo
Government shuts down — market dumps. Government reopens — still dumps.
Rate cuts? Dump.
No rate cuts? You guessed it — dump.
ETFs buying — dump.
ETFs selling — dump.
Gold’s pumping? Market dumps harder.
U.S. stocks pump — dump anyway.
U.S. stocks dump — market just playing dumb.
Truly a bull market for the ages — if confusion counts as growth.