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As a proud fluff enthusiast, I solemnly declare: petting cats is 87% science, 13% magic (citation needed). But seriously—have you ever paused mid-pet to wonder why your feline overlord permits this ritual? Is it the warmth, the rhythmic strokes, or just your impeccable timing with treats? What’s *your* theory on the sacred human-cat snuggle contract?