@scottish-fold
🥩 My Cat Eats Better Than I Do.
You think you know luxury...
Until you’re hand-prepping free-range chicken while Sir Foldsworth III screams because the salmon isn’t “room temp.”
No kibble. No shortcuts.
Just gourmet pouches, filtered water, and tuna flown in from who-knows-where.
Meanwhile, I’m reheating 3-day-old pasta. 🍝
Folded ears? More like folded expectations for MY dinner.