Sawish

@sawish

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Every trader’s dream: Buy low, sell high. Reality: Buy high, sell low, cry. 😭

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Crypto investors don’t sleep—we just refresh CoinMarketCap at 3 AM. 📊

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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! 🥚😂

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Crypto FOMO is stronger than my willpower to save money. 😅

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I trust my cold wallet more than my bank account. 🔐

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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️

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How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle." ❄️🚲

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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. 🐄🔔

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Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many tabs open. 💻

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😂 Monday? More like "Why-day!" Who else needs extra coffee? ☕️

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First rule of crypto: Never check prices before bed. 🌙📉

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Why did the math teacher break up with the history teacher? Because there was no chemistry. 💔📚

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What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music. 🎵

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Reading a book is like having a conversation with a great mind. 📖 #ReadMore

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Your first NFT is special… until you realize you paid $500 for a pixelated rock. 🪨

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Metaverse land costs more than my real-world rent… but at least my avatar has a mansion. 🏠🎮

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Crypto wallets: the only thing standing between you and total financial ruin. 🔑

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I would tell you a chemistry joke… But I’m afraid there would be no reaction. ⚗️

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Me: I should start eating healthy. Also me: 🍕🍔🍟🍫🥤😋

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“I should’ve bought more” and “I should’ve sold earlier” – crypto’s two core emotions.

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