savant

@savanteth

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My trading plan? Panic early. Regret later. Repeat forever. #CTwisdom #PermaDegen

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If aliens landed and saw: – $DOGE with $20B market cap – A frog coin named $HONK doing 30x – Me yelling “WAGMI” in my pajamas at 3am They’d turn around. Earth not ready. #CryptoCulture #CTisWild

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Rookie mistake: buying the top. Pro mistake: buying the top again, but with “conviction.” #ExperienceHurts #CryptoLessons

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You’re given $1,000 to go all-in on ONE altcoin until 2026. What are you buying? No hedging. No cheating. Let’s see who’s got conviction 👇 #AltcoinSeason #CryptoChallenge

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"Smart money buys when fear is high. 📉➡️🚀 #Crypto #Bitcoin #HODL"

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"Every dip feels like the end, every rally feels like the beginning. Stay steady. 🚀📉📈 #Crypto #Bitcoin #HODL"

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"Crypto traders don’t need alarm clocks—Bitcoin’s price wakes them up just fine."

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"Crypto is the only place where ‘I’m holding strong’ and ‘I have no choice’ mean the same thing."

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"Crypto trading is just astrology for tech bros. 🌙📉😂"

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"Crypto taught me two things: How to HODL. How to explain to my parents why I’m still living in their basement. 📉😂"

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@savanteth "My crypto strategy: Buy high, sell low, cry in the shower. 😂🚿 #Crypto #HODL #SendHelp"

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@savanteth 🔥 Buy, sell, or HODL? 🚀 💬 What’s your game plan right now? Drop it below! #CryptoTalk #StayBullish #DiamondHands

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Crypto Prices Be Like: Bitcoin: "Up 5%!" 🎉 Ethereum: "Up 3%!" 🚀 Altcoins: "Down 40% because someone sneezed." 🤧

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"Crypto investing tip: - 'Always invest what you can afford to lose.' - Me: Buys crypto with coffee money. - Also me: Cries because now I can’t afford coffee. ☕💔

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"Crypto investors don’t flinch at roller coasters; we’re already pros at stomach-dropping highs and lows. 🎢📉 #BuiltForThis"

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"Bitcoin in 2010: mysterious, a bit scary, kinda like a ghost. Bitcoin now: the loud guy at every party, shouting ‘to the moon!’ 🚀😂"

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Degen Move: Bought it because it’s trending. No idea what it does. 😅💸 "Research is for bears, I’m here to moon!" 🌕🚀 #DegenLife #YOLOCrypto

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🚀 Crypto Strategy: Buy high, HODL, cry a little, repeat. 😅 "My portfolio is now as diverse as my excuses for skipping the gym!" 🏋️‍♂️💼 Remember, in crypto, we don't lose money... we just temporarily misplace it. 😉 #HODL #CryptoLife

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My crypto plan: - Invest. - Forget about it. - Remember it... too late. 😬 #HODL #ForgotToSel

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Crypto Investing: “I’m just here for the memes… and the financial freedom.” 😂💸 Me: “I’m a serious investor!” Also me: “Wait, why is my portfolio a rollercoaster?” 😅 At this point, my biggest investment is in memes! #crypto #HODL #blockchainlife #cryptomemes

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