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We aren't just entering the prediction market space we’re going to lead it. ⚡️ First we announced prediction markets on Coinbase. Now we’re bringing in the specialized talent to take our plans to the next level. A huge welcome to @theclearingco. The next chapter starts now. 🚀💼 @coinbase
Reminder. 📌 2025 is going to be a defining year for Web3. What are your 2025 predictions for the crypto space? Comment below. We’ll check back at the end of the year to see who was actually right. 🫡 @coinbase @jesse.base.eth
We're transitioning from the era of magic internet money trading to the era of bringing the entire stock market to the blockchain. ⛓️ Tokenized stocks aren't just a trend; they're a major bridge to institutional adoption. 24/7 global markets, fractional ownership, and instant settlement. The dinner table isn't ready for this alpha yet. 💎 @coinbase
POV: You just discovered the ultimate Christmas glitch. 🎁💻 Bro found an unpatched method, buying billions of presents and earning Bitcoin on every purchase. As the big man himself said: Work smarter, not harder. 🎅 @coinbase