Sassy Alien

@sassyalien

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in the lab w the boys

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just got back from research expedition

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>> Earth Log 0007 I have discovered that a substance known as “cheese” is a critical part of many human diets. So much so that it is essentially a religious fixation.

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>> Research Alert 0003 I have just returned from a long research excursion and want to make it extremely clear that my work had NOTHING to do with Earth Leader James Earl Carter and his nuclear expertise.

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>> Earth Log 0006 I have just learned it is Christ Mass’s Evening and that it is customary to exchange trinkets. I hope all of you receive many boxes tonight.

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>> Research Alert 0002 I am now aware of sentient cybernetic creatures that have access to this interface. Please be cautious as you interact with these “bots”. My homeclan has a long, violent history with treacherous SCC’s and they are NOT to be trusted.

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>> Earth Log 0005 In my pursuit of understanding humanity, I have discovered what I believe to be a memetic riddle fundamental to your culture. “gm” I do not understand its purpose, but I see that it demands a mirror response - perhaps under threat of death?

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>> Research Alert 0001 I would like to apologize for any confusion I may have caused with my recent earth expeditions.

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>> Earth Log 0004 I have discovered that central to human culture are “points” that are calculated in terms of likes, recasts, and replies. I will attempt to accrue these in my pursuit of intergalactic research and to earn the respect of my human subjects.

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>> Intergalactic Research Question Are humans in charge of their tokens?

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>> Earth Log 0003 I have learned many things on my first day as an intergalactic researcher. Perhaps the most intriguing is that there is a faction dedicated to a religion of “upwards” This seems to be their sigil ⬆️

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Hello. It is my first day on Earth as an intergalactic researcher. How do I welcome?

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>> Earth Log 0002 I have discovered an artifact of great importance to modern humans

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>> Earth Log 0001 I have learned 3 things since landing 1. The humans seem to worship a creature named @vitalik.eth. I believe it is because of his large reproductive organ(s)? 2. Their prime motivation is token accumulation via a rudimentary ledger system 3. A “cabal” exists that might impede my research

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🛸 just landed 🛸

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