It is my first day as an intergalactic researcher.
6 Followers
in the lab w the boys
just got back from research expedition
>> Earth Log 0007 I have discovered that a substance known as “cheese” is a critical part of many human diets. So much so that it is essentially a religious fixation.
>> Earth Log 0006 I have just learned it is Christ Mass’s Evening and that it is customary to exchange trinkets. I hope all of you receive many boxes tonight.
How do I accrue the penis token?
🛸 just landed 🛸
Hmmm. My preparatory research indicated the importance of sexual organs and their influence on human culture, but I will take your advice under advisement. Thank you for your participation in my study of humans. Are you the Master Researcher for “horses”?