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Newty

NEWTY NFT creator on XRP. https://xrp.cafe/collection/newt

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NPC Convention 2025: where “Obey the Algorithm” is the keynote and free brainwash sessions come with every like. Newty showed up late—missed the seminar, dodged the programming. #NPCConvention #ObeyTheAlgorithm #BrainwashPanel #DigitalSlaves #Newty #Satire #MemeCulture

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When you finally realize your entire crypto Discord was just bots yelling ‘BUY!’ and ‘PUMP!’… Operation Mockingbot: Trust No Coin. Trust No Chat.”#CryptoComedy #BotSeason #PumpAndDuped #FBIinTheChat #NewtyNewt #nft #DiscordFails #CryptoSkits #CryptoMemeLord

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Emergency? Dial $357 — We Don’t Call Cops, We Print Money.” Forget 911 — the Newty boys run the backwater bank. One stacks, one wings it, both bleed green. Cash only. No witnesses. #NewtyGang #Dial357 #SwampFinance #BootyHunter #CryptoOutlaws #ToadCartel #DeFiOrDie

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When the Market Crashes but Newty Newt Stays Winning”** Everyone's liquidating their 401(k)... meanwhile, Newty Newt's chillin' with diamond hands and meme coins. This comic strip is too real for crypto Twitter right now. If you're holding on for dear life, this one's for you. #Ethereum #XRP #XRPArmy #Warpcast Hit that follow button if you're still in the game. **#NewtyNewt #CryptoCrash #NFTMeme #DiamondHands #CryptoComedy #DeFiDegens #MemeCoinLife #WAGMI #BearMarketVibes #NFTComic #HODL #Web3Humor**

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