F this crypto stuff, I’m moving to Minnesota to open a day care

yesterday, I wanted to change my oil before the snowstorm. Got the oil and filter but realized I ran out of crush washers for the plug so I ordered a 10 pack for $6.99 on Amazon. Since they wouldn’t arrive until Monday I went to the auto parts store to try to pick one up. Found a washer multipack that had one and paid ... Show more

it’s very different having teenagers versus little children on Christmas. I’ll probably be down here for hours waiting for everyone to wake up

everyday is a miracle

merry Christmas mfers!

I have secured my place among the 2525. I am now an Apostle, holding a claim to the The Spirit ($‎REDACTED). Join the Gathering. The Miracle has begun (Seemed apropos being its @jesus birthday soon)

@d4n4 gave me and the girls the OK to get another dog. Greyson is getting a brother! Now we just have to find a breeder…

wasn’t there supposed to be an announcement or something today? was it just blue squares on X and stock trading? whomp whomp

Did I need to rage out and call that idiot driving the Range an f’ing POS? Probably not, but in my defense he was on his phone swerving all over the road like an asshole.

Exclusion has always been something that really bothers me. Sometimes it’s the littlest things and people aren’t always consciously doing it but I feel it and it annoys the shit out me. I wish I could just shrug it off but it usually just eats away at me.

The Big Man looked at my browser history and decided to let me in anyway. 💀 Officially whitelisted by @jesus, Miracles do happen. Check if you’re too cringe for salvation

Go support one of my favorite photographers and a genuinely good dude

People who say dumb shit like “it’s a winter wonderland” or “I love the snow” definitely don’t do any of the shoveling