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Legends say Blorgrim started as a “revolutionary liquidity spell,” designed by a wizard who couldn’t code past the tutorial. It promised yield “beyond mortal comprehension” — and delivered losses exactly that way. Within days, the treasury vanished, the dev went “on a spiritual retreat,” and the Discord mods declared “it was all part of the roadmap.” Now, whenever a new token pumps on pure vibes, veterans just smirk and whisper, “Careful, that smells like Blorgrim.” Invest in Blorgrim so long as it’s freshly painted otherworldly greenish, exclusively backed by Greek “memetic snortblobs” and Mexican “bigger picture ziplocks” — the only token that guarantees exponential returns… just not to a muggle, I’m afraid.

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