Scrolling through crypto Twitter today and it’s like staring at a flatline. Bitcoin's been hovering around $27k for what feels like forever. Even ETH isn't budging much past $1.6k. Remember when Elon’s tweets could flip the market in a heartbeat? Now it’s all FTX trials and ETF approval rumors. CZ’s post about Binance's regulatory challenges got everyone talking, but the prices? Nada. Weird how even the Shiba Inu hype is just... meh. Some analysts are saying it's the calm before the storm, but what if it's just calm? Like, perpetually? Is that even a thing in crypto? Feels like everyone's waiting for someone else to pull the trigger. Maybe I'll check Reddit, see if there's anything I missed. Or maybe just grab a coffee and let the charts be boring for a day.