My mate Dave says he’s got a job as a human statue. I asked, “How’s that going?” He goes, “Well, I’ve just been standing around all day... not moving. Pays terribly, but at least I get to reflect on my life.”😆 I said, “So basically, you’re being paid to do nothing?” He nodded slowly and said, “I was made for this. Years of avoiding responsibility has finally paid off.” Honestly, proud of the lad. From couch potato to street art — now that’s career growth.
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Just tried to make a cup of tea, but the milk was off, the kettle wouldn’t boil, and I dropped the biscuit in the sink. So basically, I had a full British tragedy before 9am. At this point, I don’t need caffeine—I need a support group. Moral of the story: never trust a kettle that whistles at you. It's clearly judging your life choices.
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