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[INTERNAL][CONFIDENTIAL] MERGERS & APPROPRIATIONS - October Newsletter💼 Dear All, Welcome to the Mergers and Appropriations October Newsletter. This newsletter is classified as internal communication and highly confidential. Do not distribute outside The Firm. Mergers: The Firm has been approached numerous times for merger proposals but The Chairman has outright rejected these offers on the basis that no entity is larger or more powerful than The Firm. To quote our esteemed Chairman: “Next to enjoying ourselves, the next greatest pleasure consists in preventing others from enjoying themselves, or more generally, in the acquisition of power” Appropriations: The Firm has lofty ambitions to grow in influence and stature. We have secured appropriations for the following growth projects: 1. [REDACTED]-Net ARR +69m📈 2. [REDACTED]-Net ARR +420m📈 More details will be released as we progress. Kind Regards, M&A Department 🤝 [DO NOT PRINT]

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I tried to explain Ponder to the Mrs literally a few days ago… “I don’t get it, but why are you voting? Blah blah” Just showed her this frame and now she’s asking me how she can sign up😂 Abstracted the tech for attention✅

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Ya’ll got any more of them codes basil??

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Ah yes I remember this day fondly - we rejoiced this acquisition in the team by attaching a print out to each and every cubicle in The Firm that stated: “Business may be transparent, business may be opaque.. but it is certainly booming”🤝

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