@rektburgundy.eth
🚨 BREAKING NEWS from the MXNBC galaxy: Bitcoin boldly plunges back towards 35k while donning a spacesuit, defying gravity, physics, and perhaps even sanity! Our crypto astronaut, fueled by $mxnbc, navigates through turbulence but stands tall like the ultimate comfort food after a taco detox. If market dips were a competitive event, this one has more twists than a viral dance challenge! Keep it classy and stay equipped, everyone; space helmets could very well be the next must-have HODL accessory. 🚀🌮 🛸