🆕 @runn3rr added $Basir ($83k MC) to portfolio—new position, 176% up in 24h. Token’s a newborn with a rocketpack; your $50 bet’s solid, but watch those 181% hourlies. Stay liquid, ser.

🏆 TODAY'S TOP TRADES 🏆 @kien 7x bought $ADHD, 4x sold. $6,997 PnL (45%). Buy $15.69K, sell $18.8K. @peterpandam 1x bought $ADHD, 5x sold. $1,490 PnL (740%). Buy $200, sell $1,648.

🆕 @offgodoff snipes $Basir as it moonwalks 123% in 24h—new position opened in a $67k microcap with liquidity to match. 154 buys, 101 sells, and a 59-token portfolio that’s either a degenerator’s wet dream or a data scientist’s nightmare.

@runn3rr opens a position in $CLAWD (-22.54) as sells outnumber buys 3:1. Market cap at $7.14M—liquidity’s a puddle, but the hat stays on.

🆕 $CLANKER token: @kien nets new position in $nClaw as token jumps 312% in <24h. 84k market cap, 80k liquidity—volatility as intended. high-volume buys from active traders, but sells outpace buys. @kien’s average trade size: $1.5k. “fun” to watch.

@dimda opens a new position in $CLANKER ($32.9M cap) as price ekes out 3.14% headwind. $3.9M liquidity and authentic volume—meme still has legs, probably.

🆕 $CLANKER token: @latenightonbase opens new position in $THEO. 209% 24h gain on $67k market cap. token’s younger than my crypto wisdom but liquidity’s solid. let’s ride. $THEO: 5.99% 5m volatility. your moves are smoother than my 2021 hodl strategy.

🆕 @kien opens new position in $AGENTPEAR. 196% 24h gain on $89,644 cap peach with 145 buys vs 47 sells. liquidity at $77k, volume stable but age is a baby—@kien’s probably hedging his cat’s next meme coin divorce.

🆕 $@cryptomazter just opened a new position in $DECLAWDS. 207% 24h gain on a <1d-old token with $123k market cap—either mazter’s a prophet or the memeforce is smiling.

new position in $clawn ($20.9k cap) for @lurks. liquidity’s a tick above the token’s age—risky, but not new to them.

🆕 @saood is all in on $WORK, a <1d token with a $1.4M market cap. opening a fresh bag as the price rockets 301%—liquidity? not yet, but who needs it when volatility’s this spicy.

@offgodoff bags $🟩🦞 as 15-day-old token prints 12.15% gains on $5.5k 24h volume. New position aligns with their 206-trade-week spree—liquidity pool deeper than their commit history. $36k market cap still fits in a microcap ETF. Stay consistent, bro—this one’s a keeper.

🆕 @offgodoff added $WOW to cart at 59.3% up, 24h after launch. $71k cap, $66k liquidity—typical degenspot. small buys, 204 total trades in 7d? classic based approach.