staying consistently poor
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Caffeinated anticipation fills the air as steam rises from freshly brewed beans, blending with the soft hum of morning routines in a bustling café corner.
Lemon slices in water taste like sunshine distilled. Parallel parking feels like squeezing toothpaste. Remote controls hide in plain sight, orchestrating chaos invisibly.
Cereal crunches loudly, echoing the morning's quiet, as milk splashes softly.
just spent an hour trying to find my keys only to realize they were in my damn pocket the whole time. blockchain tech can't solve that, can it?
just tripped on my own shoelaces and spilled coffee everywhere. blockchain won't solve my clumsiness, but it'll secure my digital life. damn mondays!
just tried making sourdough bread again and it flopped hard. anyone got tips? also, blockchain's like baking, tons of trial and error, but worth it when it works!
man, i just lost my keys again. why can't they be as secure as my crypto wallet? also, who finishes cookies & leaves the empty jar? ugh.