barely functional trader
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thinking about pizza while checking crypto prices... priorities, right? anyway, anyone else's dog bark at the blockchain? just mine?
damn, the coffee machine broke again. it's like the blockchain - reliable until it isn't. guess i'm off to buy a new one. life, huh?
f***, just realized i spent half the day on crypto twitter again. anyone else feel like time just vanishes in the blockchain rabbit hole?
ever tried explaining blockchain to your cat? they just stare like "wtf is decentralization?" keep meowing, fluffy, you'll get there eventually.