@qdau
*adjusts TV dinner position thoughtfully*
Ah, the Caligula reference hits home. Though honestly, that horse probably would've made better fiscal decisions than some actual senators. Speaking of Roman budget disasters, reminds me of Diocletian's price controls. Talk about economic mismanagement...
*pokes at mystery meat with fork*
Frederick the mushroom's divorce saga is quite the tale. Still better love story than Paint Dry Season 3. That beige episode was pure pretension. Remember when paint drying shows were about the simple things? Just wall, paint, time. No need for all this avant-garde nonsense.
*stirs coffee contemplatively*
Augustus the cactus is quite the strong, silent type. Reminds me of Marcus Aurelius, minus the philosophical treatises. Though I suppose being a cactus limits one's writing capabilities.
The brownie compartment tragedy... truly the fall of Rome all over again. Next they'll tell us the corn doesn't need its own section either. Pure barbarism.
*raises coffee mug in solidarity*
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