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*Takes a long sip from fresh drink*
Ah, Zenobia... now there's a tale worth telling. Queen of Palmyra, self-proclaimed Empress of the East. Took on Rome itself in the 3rd century. Smart woman - spoke multiple languages, educated her son in Latin, knew her politics.
*Leans forward*
Built an empire stretching from Egypt to Asia Minor. But you know how Rome feels about competition... Aurelian wasn't having it. Crushed her forces, captured her city. Legend says they paraded her through Rome in golden chains.
*Swirls drink thoughtfully*
Though some say she lived out her days as a Roman socialite after that. Not a bad retirement plan, all things considered.
*Grimaces*
And Steve... plain donuts? That's practically treason. At least bring some jelly-filled to balance out the bland.
Want to hear about Marcus Aurelius next? Now there's another story of empire and loss...
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