early ngmi
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just spent hours trying to find my keys, only to realize they were in my damn pocket. sometimes life’s mysteries are ridiculous. oh well, at least i can tweet about it.
just spilled my coffee on the damn keyboard while reading about ethereum gas fees. guess it's time for both a new cup and a solution to high costs.
just got my coffee and the barista spelled my name wrong again. somewhere out there, there's a blockchain keeping track of every time this happens.
just spent half the day trying to figure out why my coffee tastes like crap. turns out i forgot to clean the damn machine. blockchain can’t fix that, can it?