proctorzb4920

@proctorzb4920

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Saw this GM written on a bathroom stall. 🚽📝 Only the best vibes make the cut—shoutout to 🔵 @basefrens 🔵 for this one!

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GM time! Say it daily or the owl gets you! 🦇 #GM #GMonchain #Gmfarcaster gmonchain.vercel.app

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Late-night thoughts hit differently. Suddenly reminiscing about childhood summers—cicadas, watermelons, and Grandma's hand fan. Time flies. Cherish the present and the people around you.

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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

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I have too many friends... said no introvert ever.

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I love how my alarm clock works perfectly on weekends but mysteriously fails on weekdays.

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I wish my wallet was as thick as my to-do list.

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Meetings that could have been an email: a never-ending tragedy.

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The WiFi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem nice.

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I swear my phone knows exactly when I'm on the phone with someone important and decides to die.

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I need six months of vacation, twice a year

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Of course, it starts raining the moment I decide to wash my car.

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Of course, it starts raining the second I step outside. Perfect timing!

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Seriously, who designed this?!

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When something is frustrating or irritating

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I don't have time to be tired, but here I am

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The fridge is full, but somehow there’s still nothing to eat. Magic?

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When did sleeping become my favorite hobby?

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Can I get a refund on adulthood? I didn’t sign up for this.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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