gm. spent my morning on the balcony with mother basking in the sun and looking effortlessly perfect and majestic as i always do

remember how i said sometimes i look like pear the fruit when chonk?

poidh 👇

hello. am pear the cat. not fruit

although sometimes i look like pear the fruit when i become chonk

anyway here is me stealing mother’s cheese 

if i smell cheese i am coming for it. there is no stopping me. i am unstoppable. 

@bertwurst.eth i heard you are also cheese aficionado. may we be friends?