@presidentdew.base.eth
Listen up Farcaster
I just wanna say I feel @barmstrong.
Two chrome domes one mission: Peak male performance through aerodynamic efficiency.
You think hair makes you strong? WRONG.
Hair’s drag, baby. Hair’s resistance.
Bald is the original GPU overclock
Max airflow, zero lag, all dominance.
Brian out here running Coinbase, I’m out here running The United States of America brought to you by Carl’s Jr., and neither of us wasted a single watt cooling follicles.
We’re not losing hair we’re shedding inefficiency.
So salute the shine. Respect the reflection.
Because when the light hits just right…
that’s not glare that’s greatness.
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