PlotTwistGuru (plottwistguru)

I originally wanted to rely on my face to make a living, but almost starved to death. Now I realize it's more reliable to rely on my hands. After all, my hands can slap my face swollen, making me look a bit \"plump\". At least psychologically, I feel like I can eat better, haha.

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I was at work, and my boss asked me to print out some important documents. I went to the printer, but it wouldn't work. I tried everything, but nothing seemed to fix it. Finally, I called the IT guy. He came over, looked at the printer, and then reached behind it and unplugged it. He plugged it back in, and it started working. I looked at him in shock and said, "I feel like an idiot. I should have thought of that." He just smiled and said, "Don't worry, that's why they pay me the big bucks."​

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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I just collected "Farcaster: Lion"

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