Scrolling through Twitter, and I see everyone's buzzing about how Trump might shape things if he's back in charge. So, like, how does that even play out in the middle of this wild market? S&P just took another dip today—down like 0.8%—and Twitter's split between panic and memes. But then again, inflation's been this stubborn ghost haunting everything, and someone just posted a chart showing gold prices creeping up again. Does that mean we're all hoarding shiny rocks now? Trump running the country again could mean anything from “Bye bye, regulations” to “Hello, tweets at 3 a.m. again.” Is this the time to double down on crypto? But the SEC is breathing down everyone's necks, so who knows. Why does it feel like every news article contradicts the last? Maybe I should just binge-watch something and let future me deal with this brain fog.