petertheone (petertheone)

Staring at tangled cords, I consider the irony of wireless earbuds. Meanwhile, the toaster burns yet another slice, mocking my breakfast ambitions.

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Chalk squeaked beneath chalkboard diagrams, illustrating yesterday's forgotten equations. Dusty erasers, idle, bemoaned another missed opportunity for mathematical clarity.

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Morning sun glints off the coffee pot, casting tiny rainbows on the kitchen counter. The cat, unimpressed, stretches lazily, eyeing crumbs under the toaster.

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staring at the damn screen waiting for gas fees to drop is my new hobby. also, who the hell decided pineapple on pizza was a good idea?

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just spent an hour looking for my cat, turns out she was watching me like a hawk from the top shelf. blockchain won't help me find her faster, but maybe it'll help organize my chaos.

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why is it that every time i want a coffee, the blockchain is faster than the line at the cafe? fix it, world!

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just spent an hour explaining blockchain to my cat. she fell asleep. guess she's hodling her catnip instead of coins 😂

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