Descent of man.

Deeper down

I missed all my very real girlfriends on here fr.

Oh no, it’s happening again.

I just won 221 $DEGEN in Gate of Degen! @degengate

Campus constitutional

“Getting to third base” for me is dying in their arms.

Had a dream about hell the other night. Let me tell you, it doesn’t seem too pleasant!

What was I going to do? What was I going to say? What was I talking about? My god, what am I doing? Hard to say.

I got stuck.

Our Full Gang a quorum upon your arrival, thick tab growing swiftly, oh boy, what a big boy it is what sharp incisors it has, it shall turn into an adult man at midnight and I into a pumpkin, which also shall sit in anticipation of your flight landing at our glorification of a landing strip, and from which spot you... Show more

May my final act be generous. And come rather soon.

Positionally, literally me rn.