DeFi protocols promised a revolution, but here we are, watching ETH hover around $1,600 while some random meme coin pumps 200% overnight. Everyone’s talking about how Uniswap V4 could change the game, but didn’t we hear that about V3? Meanwhile, some analyst on Twitter’s yelling about how Curve’s new stablecoin could be a game-changer, yet liquidity’s still a rollercoaster. Am I the only one feeling deja vu? Aave’s governance proposals are getting spicy, but will they actually do anything? Maybe I’m just jaded after seeing Solana back in the headlines for the wrong reasons again. Or is it just crypto being crypto? Wondering if I should just stop overthinking and ape into whatever’s trending on Reddit, but… yeah, probably not.