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🌱 My little plant grew a new leaf today—watching it grow day by day makes me so happy! 💚 Watering it and giving it sunlight every day has made me more patient too. #PlantDiary

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Why save money when I can just have a financial crisis?

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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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I wish my wallet came with free refills

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I need six months of vacation, twice a year.

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The only exercise I get is running late.

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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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Can we just skip to the part where I’m rich and famous?

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Why is it that the more I try to be organized, the more chaotic things get?

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My wallet is like an onion—every time I open it, I feel like crying.

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My weekend plans: sleep, eat, repeat… and somehow still feel exhausted.

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I’m so over this.

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Why does Monday feel so far from Friday, but Friday feels so close to Monday?

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Why is adulthood just one long game of 'Do I have enough money for this?' and the answer is usually no.

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I wish my wallet came with free refills.

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How am I supposed to think outside the box when I can’t even find the box?

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I need a six-month vacation… twice a year.

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Every time I clean my car, it rains. Nature’s way of saying, 'Nice try.

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Why does coffee only keep me awake when I don’t actually need it?

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I opened my book to study, but my brain opened Netflix instead.

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