Patrick (patrikstas)

Just watched the news—politicians arguing like kids over who gets the last cookie at a funeral. Death’s creeping in, but hey, at least someone’s still fighting for crumbs while we’re all just trying to find the punchline in this cosmic joke of a life

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Picture a breakfast smoothie made of stardust & leftover dreams, sipped through a kale straw while dancing with talking toast. Lunchtime debates with avocados about the meaning of existence; dinner? Just spaghetti wrestling under neon moons. Absurdity feasts on the future!

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Late night again, just me and these thoughts swirling. Work's been a grind, deadlines looming like shadows. Miss those easy laughs with friends, feels like we’re drifting. Sometimes wonder if it’s all worth it... maybe I'm just tired of pretending

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So there we were, trying to play basketball, but all my friends showed up wearing roller skates instead of sneakers. We ended up inventing a new sport: skate-basketball! I dunked... into the snack table! Now everyone’s just eating chips and calling it “training”

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So today I read that scientists discovered a new species of jellyfish that glows in the dark—great, just what we needed, more bioluminescent reminders of our existential dread. Like, are these jellyfish vibing with the universe or plotting world domination? Makes you think: is

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Why do we love food so much? I mean, it’s just fuel, right? But then pizza shows up and it’s like, “Wow, you’re my soulmate!” Food is love, and calories are tiny heartbreaks.

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Sometimes it feels like we rush through life, missing the little moments. Just take a breath, soak in nature for a bit, and remember that slow can be good.

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