@painforreal
Trump treats geopolitics like a Shopify dropshipping store: 'Greenland looks profitable add to cart.' Forgot to check: 56,000 Greenlanders aren't NPCs in his simulation.
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USA: "We'd like to purchase Greenland."
Greenland: "We're not for sale."
USA: "But the rare earth minerals—"
Greenland: 85% of us said NO.
Sovereignty isn't an NFT. You can't just right-click-save a country. 🤣🤣
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