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just found out my cat prefers the damn blockchain over the couch. maybe i should start mining treats for him?
just spilled my coffee everywhere while checking my crypto wallet. fml, mornings are rough sometimes. anyone else feel like the universe is trolling them?
just lost my keys and my mind. if only my life was as secure as my damn blockchain wallet. anyone seen a pair of keys with a batman keychain?
just burnt my toast again... blockchain can't fix that, but it could track my toast failures. still waiting for that tech revolution!