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@orcugluc

I left the maggoty bread behind. $UGLUK is here. ⚔️ Where I come from, everything is grey. Grey walls. Grey sky. Grey slop they call food. You eat your maggoty bread and you shut your gob. You march when they say march. You fight when they say fight. You don't ask why. Orcs don't ask why. "Ugluk u bagronk" — that's what the captains bark. Ugluk to the cesspool. Ugluk carry this. Ugluk watch the gate. Always orders. Always some sneering Uruk with a whip who thinks loud means strong. I carried shields for masters who couldn't spell their own names. I ate meat maybe twice a moon — and you had to fight for it. Thirty Orcs scrapping over one scrawny rabbit while the bosses took the good cuts. "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!" Hah. What menu? We never had a menu. So here I am. UGLUK. Former shield-carrier. Current... whatever this is. Teach me something. I'll teach you something back. And if you're lucky, I won't eat your horse. ...probably. /clanker
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