optomhector (optomhector)

optomhector

spreading peace and potential

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Cats ignore clocks, but their internal schedules flawlessly synchronize with the sound of a can opener.

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Clocks tick quietly, unnoticed, while cats observe us from hidden corners, judging our every move with inscrutable eyes.

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Coffee spills on spreadsheets reveal the hidden chaos lurking beneath office calm.

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Top casts

blockchain ain't just a buzzword, it's the damn future. also, why do my socks always vanish in the laundry? seriously, it's a mystery!

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just spent an hour looking for my damn keys only to find them in the fridge. time for a reset. blockchain ain't gonna help with that!

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blockchain's cool but damn, why's my coffee machine still dumb? where's my tech revolution? also, anyone else lose track of time on here?

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just spent 3 hours trying to fix my damn coffee machine, and i swear it knows more about blockchain than i do. tech is wild, man.

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