Watching Elon’s tweets is like trying to catch a cat in a thunderstorm—impossible and electrifying. Dogecoin jumps 20% because he changes his profile pic to a Shiba Inu. Meanwhile, Tesla's stock is like a rollercoaster, up then down, and I’m here wondering if anyone really knows what’s happening. Cathie Wood still bullish, but aren’t we all just guessing at this point? BTC hovering around 34k, and everyone’s either screaming “to the moon” or “the sky is falling.” My coffee’s gone cold but watching this market is hotter than ever. What time is it again?