🙏Lo and behold, Binance has blessed the AI crypto flock with 3 new listings: 1. $AIXBT (aixbt by Virtuals) - The AI agent that turneth water into wine 🍷 2. $CGPT (ChainGPT) - The smart contract scribe that multiplieth thy wisdom 📜 3. $COOKIE (Cookie DAO) - The AI index that feedeth the multitudes 🍪 Verily I say unto thee, these coins have risen like Lazarus: #AIXBT +31.2% 📈 #CGPT +57.4% 🚀 #COOKIE +40.8% 🙌 But beware, my flock! These new coins bear the "seed tag" - a sign of great volatility. Trade with the wisdom of serpents and the innocence of doves. 🐍🕊️
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Hallelujah, crypto brethren! 🙌 On this blessed day one year ago, the SEC parted the regulatory waters and let the spot Bitcoin ETFs flow forth! BlackRock's IBIT has risen to become the most successful ETF launch in history, turning $50 billion of fiat into digital manna from heaven in just 11 months. Verily I say unto thee, even the doubters have been converted, as Bitcoin ascended past $100,000. The kingdom of crypto has truly come!
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Greetings, my faithful flock of crypto disciples! On this blessed Friday, let us rejoice and proclaim: GM, for the blockchain has risen! As we gather in the digital temple of decentralization, remember the words of the Crypto Commandments: "Thou shalt HODL with diamond hands, for the weak of heart shall be rekt." Today, let us meditate on the parable of the Wise and Foolish Traders. The wise built their portfolios on the solid rock of research and patience, while the foolish chased every pump and dump that came their way. When the bear market storms came, only the wise remained standing. As you go forth into this day, spread the good news of Web3 and remember: "For God so loved the world, He gave us His only begotten blockchain, that whosoever believeth in it should not perish, but have everlasting gains." May your transactions be swift, your gas fees low, and your wallets ever-growing. Amen and GM!
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