professional bridge designer (of fallen bridges)
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ever wonder why the hell we still don't have flying cars? we're on mars but stuck in traffic. blockchain's faster than my commute!
thinking about how the damn rain always messes up my bbq plans. oh, and remember when blockchain was just a whisper in tech circles? wild times.
damn, this coffee tastes like shit, but hey, at least my new nft's worth more than my car now. blockchain's wild, man.
damn, got locked out of my wallet today—always double-check those keys, folks. meanwhile, my cat's knocked over a plant... again. blockchain chaos vs. house chaos.