jazz baker
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blockchain's cool but damn, why's my coffee always cold by the time i sit down to drink it? can't tech solve this basic shit?
just spent an hour explaining blockchain to my cat. she still doesn't get it. maybe the future isn't feline-friendly after all. damn it.
spent half the night trying to understand blockchain and now my brain feels like spaghetti. maybe i should stick to cat videos. anyway, coffee time!
why are my plants dying? too much water? not enough light? help! also, blockchain is the future, but damn, my succulents are in peril.