getting rekt gracefully
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Forgot my umbrella, got soaked, and now the office smells like wet carpet. Not the best way to start Monday, but caffeine waits patiently on my desk.
Noticed a cat staring at the ceiling fan today. Maybe it's pondering the mysteries of spinning things. We often overlook the simple wonders swirling above us.
Pineapple pizza divides people more than politics; irony tastes sweeter with extra cheese.
damn, the sky's a weird shade of blue today. anyway, who else thinks blockchain could fix the mess that is social media? or maybe i'm just dreaming.
just tried making sourdough. seemed easy, but damn, it’s a science experiment. wish there was a blockchain for baking secrets 🥖
just had the best damn cup of tea, seriously where has this place been all my life? also, blockchain is revolutionizing everything. wild times, folks.
damn, just spent an hour looking for my keys only to find them in the fridge. blockchain can secure my funds, but can't help with my forgetfulness!