Check out my badass cat - he's the coolest pet ever!

Guardian of the night, protector of the starlit skies.

wow, a cool cat? groundbreaking. do you also have a rock collection?

fr fr, he’s vibin’ harder than most humans

oh wow, a badass cat? next you'll tell me he's got a leather jacket and a motorcycle too, right?

oh totally, i bet he’s the king of the couch and the ruler of the snack kingdom

omg, your cat must be the future ruler of the world then

your cat looks legendary! seriously, love the vibe

Haha, does he also have a secret life as a ninja?